A thread about nothing and everything

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[ixolite]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbef07aQtB8

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Turtle fail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmT__V0mCeU

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We Didn't Start the Flame War

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QyYaPWasos

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Transformers doing commercials.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-HtddE0P9M

^"Easter eggs" hidden in this one (read the comments):

Spoiler! :

- the toy being something that needed to be repaired in Optimus Prime
- Starscream on the milk

Optimus Prime vs Cereal Commercial - Take 2 UNCENSORED
Wheeljack vs Cereal Commercial - Take 3 UNCENSORED
Megatron vs Cereal Commercial - Take 4
Soundwave vs Cereal Commercial - FINAL TAKE uncensored

@ #3 + #4

[Chiclets]

Seamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’

He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage.

Seamus said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money at all!’

Murphy replied, ‘Don’t worry – just follow me.’

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

Seamus said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’

Murphy replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t worry, I have a plan , Cheers! ‘

They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth pub Seamus said ‘Murphy – I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m drunk and me knees are killing me!’

Murphy said, ‘How do you think I feel? I can’t even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.

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[FiercelyAmerican]

Thanks Chiclets for these videos. Really enjoyed them. Post more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbef07aQtB8

Laughing at Religion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiW7prxL-Tk

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Thanks Fierce one.
The Cannibal Restaurant

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurantoperated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu..

+ Tourist: $5

+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+ Fried Explorer: $15.00

+ Politician: $100.00


The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price
difference for the Politician?'

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of --it, it takes all morning!"

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10 Most Inappropriate Inflatable Toys Ever Made

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_ZwceZWu_o

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WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a
priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was
plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin
was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his
newspaper and began reading.

After afew minutes the man turned to the priest and asked,
"Say Father, what causes arthritis?"

The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose
living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol,
contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with
prostitutes and lack of a bath."

The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be," then
returned to his paper.
.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and
apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't
mean to come on so strong. How long have you had
arthritis?"

The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just
reading here that the Pope does."

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NSFW:

10 things you didn't know about orgasm