A thread about nothing and everything

[Chiclets]

Treasury Department Issues Emergency Recall Of All US Dollars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JBsGn6XtaM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyVgE-FQOLE

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CHRIST Cologne Commercial (BANNED!!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eQjvteEq1A

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMnLgfyhLGM

[ixolite]

http://www.mosqueclock.com/

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DashBoard Jesus: A Resurrected Joke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UNHJ2XFy7o

[Chiclets]

You ready for your miracle?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xCwmw8tf7k

[BlacKStaR]

You ready for your miracle?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xCwmw8tf7k

Damn fucken funny! Why cant that idiot go see a doctor???? And the way that pastor dude scream "God" , let me tell ya something, i saw many of them joker church evangelists here in malaysia do the same. Somehow they had to James Brown god in their own traditional way.

[FinallyFree]

http://www.mosqueclock.com/

Any Muslim whos serious about Islam has one of those cheap plastic shite mosque clocks. There amazing, first of all the corners are sharp enough to kill 100 infidels in a jihad, and second it sounds the azzan 5 times a day through the shittest speakers ever assembled by a Chinese kid working in a sweatshop.

All in all, this product isnt worth the sh!t on your shoes.

[miss ruby]

http://www.mosqueclock.com/

Any Muslim whos serious about Islam has one of those cheap plastic shite mosque clocks. There amazing, first of all the corners are sharp enough to kill 100 infidels in a jihad, and second it sounds the azzan 5 times a day through the shittest speakers ever assembled by a Chinese kid working in a sweatshop.

All in all, this product isnt worth the sh!t on your shoes.

I remember something similar given to my mum as a present from a mutual friend who performed the Hajj pilgrimage. And almost all hajis give dates, abe zam zam (zam zam water), prayer beeds and a cheap hijab to women and a muslim cap to the men. My mum was also told to stand facing the kaabah and drink the zam zam.

[Psycho Bunny]

I don't think this Mosque clock is an Azzan clock. I think it is just a standard alarm clock in a garish package. A friend came from an Italian Catholic family, and they had an illuminated Vatican clock.

The website of the "mosqueclock" has some weird notes. Click here:
http://www.mosqueclock.com/classic-mosq ... -p-48.html

And look bottom right at "additional options" and at bottom, for the "Bad Gift Wrapping Service™" which states:

Bad Gift Wrapping Service™
Low quality guaranteed

Add on service available for all products. We will personally select inappropriate wrapping paper and with a blatant disregard for neatness wrap each gift for you. Please note that excessive sticky tape will be used and that not all of the product may be covered.

Oh - and before you ask - there is no choice of paper and we will not wrap it properly.

Example:
http://www.mosqueclock.com/badgiftwrapping.html

And see their promotional video here:
http://www.mosqueclock.com/fun.php

I smell infidels, taking the Mickey......

[Chiclets]

[Chiclets]

Make a Sports Bra out of Men's Underwear !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHvl_XoV6KY

[BlacKStaR]

[Chiclets]

Can you spot the difference

I couldn't, can you ?

[BlacKStaR]

Can you spot the difference

I couldn't, can you ?

HOLY FREAKING HAIRY COW VAGINAS CHICLETS..... I NEARLY PUNCHED A HOLE ON MY MONITOR.....

GODDAMMIT.. THATS DAMN BLOODY CRUEL.

[Chiclets]

And then the fight started

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’
I said, ‘Dust.’

And then the fight started…

( I bet he is newly wed, some things are just NOT open for critique)

***

My wife and I are watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed.. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”
“No,” she answered.
I then said, “Is that your final answer?”
She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, ”Yes.”
So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”

And then the fight started….


More can be found at this site http://funcage.com/blog/and-then-the-fight-started/

[miss ruby]

I hope these aren't a repost.

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