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1) Why do dogs bark?
2) What colour is the wind?
3) How do you make a mirror from a brick?
4) How much tea fits into a full cup?
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manfred wrote:1) Why do dogs bark?
2) What colour is the wind?
3) How do you make a mirror from a brick?
4) How much tea fits into a full cup?
What's up... manny? Are all questions related to spirituality knowledge? :lol:
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Is my posts hurting you or something else?

Jesus hurts and insults his people, the scribes, the Pharisees, the High Priest, and others. Because of the truth.

Moses hurt Pharaoh and the Egyptians because of the truth.

The pagan Arabs feel hurts because of the truth of the religion of Allah (Islam) assigned to Muhammad for them.

The Jews killed their own prophets because they felt sick and hurts because of the truth of God's religion given to them.
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:ot:

ANSWER.
Because of the truth.
You only have falsehood. There is no truth in you.
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1) Why do dogs bark?
So, you believe that God the Father is like a barking dog to communicate with His prophets to expressing Himself. :dogcat:

2) What colour is the wind?
Who told wind has color? :???:

3) How do you make a mirror from a brick?
What kind of brick? :bashwall:

4) How much tea fits into a full cup?
One point of tea is enough to taste a full cup of tea. :smartass:

Hope you enjoy my humorous answer? :roflmao:
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They tell me that you are spiritually as well as intellectually bankrupt.

A cup that is full of piss cannot be filled with tea. First you need empty it and wash it.
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manfred wrote:They tell me that you are spiritually as well as intellectually bankrupt.

A cup that is full of piss cannot be filled with tea. First you need empty it and wash it.
I see, you failed to elaborate on my answer.."One point (DOT) of tea is enough to taste a full cup of tea." :coffee:

And skip to answer my reply..
So, you believe that God the Father is like a barking dog to communicate with His prophets to expressing Himself.

Who told you wind has color?

What kind of brick?
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To the contrary, I helped you.
A cup that is full of piss cannot be filled with tea. First you need empty it and wash it.
Your cup is full to overflowing. What with... well, one man's piss is another one's tea.

The fact it is full. Nothing can be added. When you empty your cup then all kinds of things can happen.
And skip to answer my reply..
It is a kindness to skip a worthless reply. You are not answering, you are merely spilling things from your over full cup. Involuntary base reflexes do not need to be discussed. Do you want me to discuss your last last fart as well? I will respond to a real answer, not to so much wind.
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manfred wrote:1) Why do dogs bark?
Because our SAMI does the same thing - with his keyboard. :dog:
2) What colour is the wind?
the answer is written in white ink in all-knowing Quran Surah 115 :roflmao:
3) How do you make a mirror from a brick?
One word - The Qa'abah :jail:
4) How much tea fits into a full cup?
This is one of the revelations received by Profit Muhammad May Allah Bless Him inshallah :surprised:
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SAM wrote:I see, you failed to elaborate on my answer.."One point (DOT) of tea is enough to taste a full cup of tea." :coffee:
Horrible, if it's made in a coffee machine! :thumbdown:
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manfred wrote:To the contrary, I helped you.
A cup that is full of piss cannot be filled with tea. First you need empty it and wash it.
Your cup is full to overflowing. What with... well, one man's piss is another one's tea.

The fact it is full. Nothing can be added. When you empty your cup then all kinds of things can happen.
And skip to answer my reply..
It is a kindness to skip a worthless reply. You are not answering, you are merely spilling things from your over full cup. Involuntary base reflexes do not need to be discussed. Do you want me to discuss your last last fart as well? I will respond to a real answer, not to so much wind.
:lotpot: :lamer:

The fact is your cup is full of falsehood which is why it can't refute some of my answers and questions.

You need to live as an empty cup to get clues and unknown knowledge that can be added from God.

When your cup is full, there is nothing to add, so you live as an arrogant fool who thinks he's all knoweth. :lol:

Say: "The Guidance of Allah,-that is the (only) Guidance."

And if all the trees on earth were pens and the ocean (were ink), with seven oceans behind it to add to its (supply), yet would not the words of Allah be exhausted (in the writing): for Allah is Exalted in Power, full of Wisdom. [31:72]

7 oceans cannot fill in one cup. :harhar:

Talk about empty cup. I have an important question for you?

Are you ready to answer? :heh:
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Hombre wrote:
manfred wrote:1) Why do dogs bark?
Because our SAMI does the same thing - with his keyboard.
When a dog barks you run like a cat. :dogcat:
Hombre wrote:
manfred wrote:2) What colour is the wind?
the answer is written in white ink in all-knowing Quran Surah 115
Ask Charlie Landsborough, what color is the wind.. :roflmao:
Hombre wrote:
manfred wrote:3) How do you make a mirror from a brick?
One word - The Qa'abah
You have to polishing the Wailing Wall brick, so can you become a Rabbi, Bishop or Pope. :bashwall:
Hombre wrote:
manfred wrote:4) How much tea fits into a full cup?
This is one of the revelations received by Profit Muhammad May Allah Bless Him inshallah
Manfred said, when your cup is full to overflowing, you need to piss into someone's tea. :tease:
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Fernando wrote:
SAM wrote:I see, you failed to elaborate on my answer.."One point (DOT) of tea is enough to taste a full cup of tea." :coffee:
Horrible, if it's made in a coffee machine! :thumbdown:
I'm still waiting for your answer for my simple question:

If you already know the history of past events, all Atheists have been annihilated and destroyed on the surface of the earth, but Allah still saves those paganists, polytheists and idolaters to survive.
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and I am still waiting for a reply to

1) Why do dogs bark?
2) What colour is the wind?
3) How do you make a mirror from a brick?
4) How much tea fits into a full cup?

Let me help ... all ask the same thing. I cannot do it for you. You must find your own answer.
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manfred wrote:and I am still waiting for a reply to

1) Why do dogs bark?
2) What colour is the wind?
3) How do you make a mirror from a brick?
4) How much tea fits into a full cup?

Let me help ... all ask the same thing. I cannot do it for you. You must find your own answer.
O.K,I cannot say,I can answer for sure,but let me try.

1.Domesticated pet dogs bark when they feel that their master is in danger or when their master's possession is up for grabs by someone else.Street dogs bark while communicating with one another over territorial conquests and disputes.Dogs also bark in order to fend off any potential danger to themselves.

2.Wind as perceived in an atmosphere of dust assumes the color of dust.But moist winds of heavy rains are colorless.Also many a time winds pick up colors of the the surrounding environs quite often.

3.One angry preacher on the God T.V quite angered by 9/11 said we have the power to turn Saudi Arabia into sheets of glass using our nukes,but we are civilised and so we are not doing it.So granules of sand when subjected to high temperature turn into glass.So a brick has to be pounded back into granules of sand and must then be subjected to extremely high temperature in a furnace to create glass which can then be used as a mirror substitute.

4.Is the cup already filled up with any other substance?If so what is the substance and to what level is it filled up?The answers to these two questions will determine the outcome of the fourth question.
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palli or halli in Dravidian languages means a village just like gaav in Aryan languages means a village.palli or halli in Aryan Mauryan Imperial era around 200 B.C designates a tribal hamlet.So many of those in South India are indeed descendants of tribals and are still keeping up that heritage.

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Oh dear... you COMPLETELY MISSED it. Can you really not see what these are about?
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manfred wrote:and I am still waiting for a reply to

1) Why do dogs bark?
2) What colour is the wind?
3) How do you make a mirror from a brick?
4) How much tea fits into a full cup?

Let me help ... all ask the same thing. I cannot do it for you. You must find your own answer.
You believe I gave irrelevant answers that your problem is not mine.

Now, I have an important question about you about Godhead. I use empty cup as an analogy to solve Trinity problems.

Are you ready to answer or you don't have the nerve to answer it? :heh:
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more brain farts and no answer.
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manfred wrote:more brain farts and no answer.
:lamer:

I see you don't have the courage to answer my important questions about Godhead by using empty cups as an analogy to prove that the Trinity is false. :lotpot:
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more brain farts, this time with nervous school girl giggles.

I asked you something. So don't run away and change the subject. You want to talk about something else? Four more:

So tell me how you open the gateless gate?
What is your original face before you were born?
When you can do nothing, what can you do?
When the many are reduced to one, to what is the one reduced?
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