Lesson 14: Teaching Islam to Children
Teacher speaking: Today children, we study statues in Islam. But first let’s recite forty times verse No. 5250 from Sahih Muslim.
Children reciting in unison: Sahih Muslim Book 024, Number 5250: Abu Talha reported: I heard Allah's Messenger as saying: Angels do not enter the house in which there is a dog or a statue.
Teacher speaking: Children, the picture on the wall is part of a frieze located on the United States Supreme Court building. A frieze is an architectural ornament consisting of a horizontal sculptured band of images. Our Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) is on the right. Charlemagne, the person on the left, was King of the Franks and Roman Emperor. Children, you have one hour to take the essay exam. Read each question carefully. May Allah grant you wisdom.
Essay Exam 
Charlemagne had twenty children over the course of his life with his ten wives/concubines source, while with thirteen wives/concubines Muhammad had six children with only two of them living to adulthood. source Even though Muhammad, the final prophet of Allah, had three more wives/concubines 
; why did Allah bless the Christian warrior King Charlemagne with 14 more children? 
Muhammad is carrying a sword in his right hand
and the Quran in his left hand. Identify which sword it is from the list found at swords 
For proper bathroom etiquette, 
one should always use the left hand in cleaning oneself. Write a 250 word essay on why you should never carry the Quran in your left hand.
In order to prevent idol worship of statues,
they must be destroyed source. Explain the technique that you will use to whacked off the nose of Muhammad on the Supreme Court Frieze. This action will prevent any visiting Muslim from prostrating himself before the frieze of Muhammad.
Charlemagne's grandfather was Charles Martel, the warrior who crushed
the invading Muslim army at the Battle of Tours in 732 CE and stopped the spread of Islam into Europe. Why did Allah permit Charles Martel to win the battle? P.S. For new members of FFI who are not familiar with my lessons, you can find them here
http://www.wikiislam.com/wiki/Farsideology
Kind Regards,
Farside
Dislikes 
Yellow colouring, 
meaning khaluq, 
dyeing grey hair, 
trailing the lower garment, 
wearing a gold signet-ring, 
a woman decking herself before people who are not within the prohibited degrees, 
throwing dice, 
using spells except with the Mu'awwidhatan, 
wearing amulets,
withdrawing the penis before the semen is discharged, in the case of a woman who is wife or not a wife, 
and having intercourse with a woman who is suckling a child;
but he did not declare them to be prohibited. 
Why does Allah, the creator of our majestic universe, need animals (humans 
) to worship Him? List ten reasons, and justify each reason.
Both humans and baboons 
belong to the order of primates. Describe the differences in salaat between the two primates.
Why does Allah, an entity of infinite intellect, need the Jinn to worship him; and how do the Jinn worship Allah? 
If the animals (humans) or Jinn do not worship Allah, why does Allah upon their death 
torment them for eternity in his dungeon called Hell? 
According to the verse below there is a Jinn attached to you right now.
. The Arabian god Allah needs humans and Jinn. The Greek god Zeus needs lightning bolts. The Jewish god Yahweh needs the first commandment. 
