So this is heaven ? - You gotta be kidding !

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GOSH, Heaven is da place to be ---

In my childhood I asked our Huzur (Imam of the Mosque) what exactly will be the likes of heavenly rewards from Allah for which all Muslims are fawning Allah by five times prayers per day, and fasting for one month.

The Imam shaheb replied: “after your death you will be resurrected again as an healthy young man of 25 year old. There in the heaven you will be given beautiful Houris/Gillman, wine, and plenty of foods to eat. You will stay young for ever and death, disease will never come near you again.”

Folks, all those Islamic Mullahs, Maoulanas, all those Jihadis of Kashmir, Palestine, Osama-Bin-Laden’s terrorist gang, and all other gullible Muslims ardently believe just that.

Islamic Heaven
By Syed Kamran Mirza

Now some verses from the Quran on this interesting topic !

Quran-(52:17-20): “They will recline (with ease) on thrones arranged in ranks. And We shall marry them to Huris (fair females) with wide lovely eyes.” “There they shall pass from hand to hand a (wine) cup, free from any Laghw….”

Quran: (37:40-48): …they will sit with bashful, dark-eyed virgins, as chaste as the sheltered eggs of ostriches.

Quran: (44:51-55): Yes and we shall wed them to dark-eyed houris (beautiful virgins).

Quran: (55:56-57): In them will be bashful virgins neither man nor Jinn will have touched before. Then which of the favours of your Lord will you deny?

Quran: (78:31): “As for the righteous, they surely triumph. Their gardens and vineyards and high-bosomed (pointed breast) virgins for companions, truly overflowing cup”

Quran-(78: 33-34):“And young full-breasted (mature) maidens of equal age, and a full cup of wine.”

Quran-(56:7-40): “ …we created the houris and made them virgins, loving companions for those on the right hand….”

Quran-(55:70-77): “ In each there shall be virgins chaste and fair….dark eyed virgins sheltered in their tents whom neither man or Jinn have touched before…”

Quran-(56: 35-36): “Verily , We have created them (maidens) of special creation. And made them Virgins.”

Quran-(40-45): "Surely for the God-fearing awaits a place of security gardens and vineyards and maidens with swelling (protruding) bosoms."

Now some Sahi Hadiths:

TIRMZI, vol. 2 states on page 138:
Every man who enters paradise shall be given 72 (seventy-two) houris; no matter at what age he had died, when he is admitted into paradise, he will become a thirty-year-old, and shall not age any further. A man in paradise shall be given virility equal to that of one hundred men.

Ghilman (Young Boys):
In sura: (52:24) Allah promises to supply young diamond-sparkling beautiful boys for some inhabitants of Islamic heavens.

Hadith: Al hadiths, Vol. 4, Page-172, No.34:
Hozrot Ali (r.a) narrated that the Apostle of Allah said, “There is in paradise an open market wherein there will be no buying or selling, but will consist of men and women. When a man desires a beauty, at once he will have intercourse with them as desired.

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for some reason, Allah seemed to think that all humans want to do in heaven, is to eat and have sex.

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Must agree that the Quranic description of heaven is pretty lame and childish. How old are Arabs anyway, five? This is how you would describe heaven if talking to some people you found down at the night shelter. Here's Allah; "do as I say and after you die I will bring your body back to life and give you tasty food, hot chics, some wine, you name it. Want a big bag of gold in heaven? You got it, big bag of gold it is". Give me a break.

The ridiculous description of heaven alone proves the Quran a fraud, or Allah a god who will pander to any and all desires for earthly pleasures to get people to bother worshiping him. Well, he's gonna have to do better than that. I won't worship him until he promises me that heaven will be different from earth. I don't want a repeat of earth when I get to heaven. I don't want to have a mate, because I won't be reproducing in heaven. I don't even want to have genitalia in heaven. I want a body like GI Joe, nothing but a blank space down there, if I have to have a human body at all. I won't want a cup of wine either because I don't even like wine on earth so why would I want to drink it in heaven. In fact, I don't want to have to eat or drink anymore anyway. I want to be an orb of white light, not a resurrected crappy ol' zombie human body. Being a human body sucks royally. The whole aim is to get away from having a physical body.

I want a god who has a different type of existence planned for me than just a repeat of earth life. What a sucky god Allah is, doesn't even have a decent heavenly existence in store for anyone, just the same ol' same ol' except you're always 25 years old. Maybe Lord Vamana will give me a nice orb body. Don't have to choose between standing up or sitting down, can just float around. ohhhh yeah, sweet orb body.

52:17 (Asad) [But,] verily, the God-conscious will find themselves [on that Day] in gardens and in bliss,

52:18 (Asad) rejoicing in all that their Sustainer will have granted them: for their Sustainer will have warded off from them all suffering through the blazing fire.

52:19 (Asad) [And they will be told:] “Eat and drink with good cheer as an outcome of what you were wont to do,

52:20 (Asad) reclining on couches [of happiness] ranged in rows!” [7] And [in that paradise] We shall mate them with companions pure, most beautiful of eye. [8]

52:21 (Asad) And as for those who have attained to faith and whose offspring will have followed them in faith, We shall unite them with their offspring; and We shall not let aught of their deeds go to waste: [9] [but] every human being will be held in pledge for whatever he has earned. [10]

52:22 (Asad) And We shall bestow on them fruit and meat in abundance - whatever they may desire:

52:23 (Asad) and in that [paradise] they shall pass on to one another a cup which will not give rise to empty talk, and neither incite to sin. [11]

52:24 (Asad) And they will be waited upon by [immortal] youths, [12] [as if they were children] of their own, [13] [as pure] as if they were pearls hidden in their shells.

52:25 (Asad) And they [who are thus blest] will turn to one another, asking each other [about their past lives].