Allah must be bored.

[piscohot]

really, sometimes I think Allah must be bored.
I guess i would too if i have to keep repeating the same things over and over again in the quran.
Instead of addressing more important lifesaving issues like honor killings, specifics on handling of apostates, stoning, punishment for rapes etc...
Allah chose to meddle in the personal life of his prophet ( a man who's already in his 50s).
We have verses in the 'perfect' quran on how many wives Muhammad can have, the kind of women he can marry, how he can unjustly deal with his wives as he see fit, why he should not abstain from sex with his wives and how he should marry his daughter in law as an 'example' (which no muslim followed)- which makes you think why would that 'example' be needed?
And then there is this:

[33:53] O you who believe, do not enter the prophet's homes unless you are given permission to eat, nor shall you force such an invitation in any manner. If you are invited, you may enter. When you finish eating, you shall leave; do not engage him in lengthy conversations. This used to hurt the prophet, and he was too shy to tell you. But GOD does not shy away from the truth. If you have to ask his wives for something, ask them from behind a barrier. This is purer for your hearts and their hearts. You are not to hurt the messenger of GOD. You shall not marry his wives after him, for this would be a gross offense in the sight of GOD.*


Muhammad, if he existed at all, would have been dead for more than 1400 years. Why on earth is the quran, a guidance for mankind, telling us how to behave in muhammad's house?
That verse is OBSOLETE which makes the 'perfect' quran NOT perfect at all.
Isn't it silly that muslims have to recite on these kind of verses?

[pr126]

Here is an in depth explanation of Q 33:53, and it's consequences:

The Hijab

[Centaur]

To say mohammedanism aka islam is insane is an under statement

[marduk]

OMG, "Muhammad is too shy to tell you". Oh yeah, so shy that he married 11-13 women and ordered countless killings in revenge for simple insults. Give me a break, Allah. Muhammad could hardly say, as a supposed Prophet of God, that he just didn't have time to engage Muslims in lengthy conversation. Isn't that what Prophets do? He just found the other Arabs annoying and they interfered with his sex life so he pretended Allah was his personal assistant who briefed people on the proper protocol for visiting the Great One, like when people meet the Queen of England.

[piscohot]

Here is an in depth explanation of Q 33:53, and it's consequences:

The Hijab

thanks pr126. certainly does explain why Muhammad... i meant 'Allah' was pissed.
those people are preventing Muhammad from spending 'quality' time with his cousin/daughter in law.

OMG, "Muhammad is too shy to tell you".

Muhammad certainly wasn't shy here too:

Narrated Jabir bin Abdullah: While we were returning from a Ghazwa (Holy Battle) with the Prophet, I started driving my camel fast, as it was a lazy camel A rider came behind me and pricked my camel with a spear he had with him, and then my camel started running as fast as the best camel you may see. Behold! The rider was the Prophet himself. He said, 'What makes you in such a hurry?" I replied, I am newly married " He said, "Did you marry a virgin or a matron? I replied, "A matron." He said, "Why didn't you marry a young girl so that you may play with her and she with you?" When we were about to enter (Medina), the Prophet said, "Wait so that you may enter (Medina) at night so that the lady of unkempt hair may comb her hair and the one whose husband has been absent may shave her pubic region. Sahih Al-Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 16.

He was probably just too shy to tell the people that he need them to leave asap so that he can get down to 'business' with his newly wed wife/ex-daughterinlaw/cousin.

[ringmaster]

yes...allah must be bored.

Instead of a "final revelation" that was universal and eternal to all mankind, bitchboy allah's's "final revelation" is mostly focused on satisfying the prophet's sexual fantasies.