The companions fight for Mo's poop water
The companions fight for Mo's poop water
Bukari Hadith book four. The compantions rub their face and fight over Mohammed's a$$ water.
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Narrated Abu Juhaifa: Allah's Apostle came to us at noon and water for ablution was brought to him. After he had performed ablution, the remaining water was taken by the people and they started smearing their bodies with it (as a blessed thing). The Prophet offered two Rakat of the Zuhr prayer and then two Rakat of the 'Asr prayer while an 'Anza (spear-headed stick) was there (as a Sutra) in front of him. Abu Musa said: The Prophet asked for a tumbler containing water and washed both his hands and face in it and then threw a mouthful of water in the tumbler and said to both of us (Abu Musa and Bilal), "Drink from the tumbler and pour some of its water on your faces and chests."
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Narrated Ibn Shihab: Mahmud bin Ar-Rabi' who was the person on whose face the Prophet had ejected a mouthful of water from his family's well while he was a boy, and 'Urwa (on the authority of Al-Miswar and others) who testified each other, said, "Whenever the Prophet , performed ablution, his companions were nearly fighting for the remains of the water."
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Narrated Abu Juhaifa: Allah's Apostle came to us at noon and water for ablution was brought to him. After he had performed ablution, the remaining water was taken by the people and they started smearing their bodies with it (as a blessed thing). The Prophet offered two Rakat of the Zuhr prayer and then two Rakat of the 'Asr prayer while an 'Anza (spear-headed stick) was there (as a Sutra) in front of him. Abu Musa said: The Prophet asked for a tumbler containing water and washed both his hands and face in it and then threw a mouthful of water in the tumbler and said to both of us (Abu Musa and Bilal), "Drink from the tumbler and pour some of its water on your faces and chests."
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Narrated Ibn Shihab: Mahmud bin Ar-Rabi' who was the person on whose face the Prophet had ejected a mouthful of water from his family's well while he was a boy, and 'Urwa (on the authority of Al-Miswar and others) who testified each other, said, "Whenever the Prophet , performed ablution, his companions were nearly fighting for the remains of the water."
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Looks like idolatry. A very unhygienic one at that.
Muhammad is still an idol today. And the Kaaba with the black stone. And Allah, the pagan stone idol.
So what has changed from the pre-Islamic pagan days?
Muhammad is still an idol today. And the Kaaba with the black stone. And Allah, the pagan stone idol.
So what has changed from the pre-Islamic pagan days?

Islam: an idea to kill and die for.
Re: The compantions fight for Mo's poop water
According to one hadith, muslimahs of Mohemmed's time used to collect sweat or perspiration of Mohemmed . They used to mix it with perefume.. They claimed that sweat was good ingradient to enhance fragrence. I will appreciate if some one dig up this hadith.
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Muhammad is said to have been very sweaty and smelly too, so this is particularly disgusting. He had a weird disease. He had a big gap in his teeth. He was the Arab version of the Deliverance banjo kid.
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Or he was as good looking as hunchback of Notre Dame!!marduk wrote:Muhammad is said to have been very sweaty and smelly too, so this is particularly disgusting. He had a weird disease. He had a big gap in his teeth. He was the Arab version of the Deliverance banjo kid.

When he insisted making his nocturnal round to his wives, some of the wives sent messagees that they were busy praying and cant allow the visit. One of his wives always in state of prayers although Mo badly wanted to vist her. Only Ayesha used to welcome him all the time.
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Idesigner wrote:According to one hadith, muslimahs of Mohemmed's time used to collect sweat or perspiration of Mohemmed . They used to mix it with perefume.. They claimed that sweat was good ingradient to enhance fragrence. I will appreciate if some one dig up this hadith.
Here it isSahih Bukhari~ Volume 8, Book 74, Number 298: Narrated Thumama:
Anas said, "Um Sulaim used to spread a leather sheet for the Prophet and he used to take a midday nap on that leather sheet at her home." Anas added, "When the Prophet had slept, she would take some of his sweat and hair and collect it (the sweat) in a bottle and then mix it with Suk (a kind of perfume) while he was still sleeping. "When the death of Anas bin Malik approached, he advised that some of that Suk be mixed with his Hanut (perfume for embalming the dead body), and it was mixed with his Hanut
~A God of mercy
Would never... inform His people war is simply a means of testing ones faith
Surah's:3:140, 3:142,3:166, 3:167, 9:16, 47:4
~.. shame compassion with the victims
Surah's:3:154, 8:17
~.. mock pacifism :
Surah's: 3:167, 47:20
~..disavow peaceful solutions:
Surah:3:156
Would never... inform His people war is simply a means of testing ones faith
Surah's:3:140, 3:142,3:166, 3:167, 9:16, 47:4
~.. shame compassion with the victims
Surah's:3:154, 8:17
~.. mock pacifism :
Surah's: 3:167, 47:20
~..disavow peaceful solutions:
Surah:3:156
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I'm starting to think crack isn't a modern invention. They probably had it for breakfast in Muhammed's day.
~A God of mercy
Would never... inform His people war is simply a means of testing ones faith
Surah's:3:140, 3:142,3:166, 3:167, 9:16, 47:4
~.. shame compassion with the victims
Surah's:3:154, 8:17
~.. mock pacifism :
Surah's: 3:167, 47:20
~..disavow peaceful solutions:
Surah:3:156
Would never... inform His people war is simply a means of testing ones faith
Surah's:3:140, 3:142,3:166, 3:167, 9:16, 47:4
~.. shame compassion with the victims
Surah's:3:154, 8:17
~.. mock pacifism :
Surah's: 3:167, 47:20
~..disavow peaceful solutions:
Surah:3:156
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Ozes wrote:I'm starting to think crack isn't a modern invention. They probably had it for breakfast in Muhammed's day.
Thanks Ozes for digging up that mixture of sweat & perfume concoction hadith.
Looks like they could have branded it as after shave lotion calling it " Mohemmed's Old Spice" .
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It's a shame Allah hadn't shown the Arabs how to make rubber - it would have been far better than leather sheets! More versatile, too.Ozes wrote:Here it isSahih Bukhari~ Volume 8, Book 74, Number 298: Narrated Thumama:
Anas said, "Um Sulaim used to spread a leather sheet for the Prophet and he used to take a midday nap on that leather sheet at her home." Anas added, "When the Prophet had slept, she would take some of his sweat and hair and collect it (the sweat) in a bottle and then mix it with Suk (a kind of perfume) while he was still sleeping. "When the death of Anas bin Malik approached, he advised that some of that Suk be mixed with his Hanut (perfume for embalming the dead body), and it was mixed with his Hanut
‘Hindus and Muslims belong to two different religious philosophies, social customs and literary traditions. They neither intermarry nor eat together, and indeed they belong to two different civilisations which are based mainly on conflicting ideas and conceptions.’ Muhammad Ali Jinnah
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Muslims have a sort of obsession with excrement. Camel urine is a recognized and valued substance for health and beauty purposes:


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Including farting:mercator wrote:Muslims have a sort of obsession with excrement...................
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The prophet of Islam was nothing more than a common criminal.
Please tell me if this is accurate:
“I have fabricated things against God and have imputed to Him words which He has not spoken.”
~MUHAMMAD (Al-Tabari 6:111)
Please tell me if this is accurate:
“I have fabricated things against God and have imputed to Him words which He has not spoken.”
~MUHAMMAD (Al-Tabari 6:111)
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Dumb question, and not trying to defend anything here...but how is ablution water "poop water"? The water from ablution is from the face, hands, head, and feet.
Still quite gross, but poop water? Maybe I'm missing something in the Hadith (certainly wouldn't be the first time).
Still quite gross, but poop water? Maybe I'm missing something in the Hadith (certainly wouldn't be the first time).
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Indeed, with the burkha specially designed to preserve and concentrate the odour ready for when the woman gets home.ringmaster wrote:Including farting:mercator wrote:Muslims have a sort of obsession with excrement...................

‘Hindus and Muslims belong to two different religious philosophies, social customs and literary traditions. They neither intermarry nor eat together, and indeed they belong to two different civilisations which are based mainly on conflicting ideas and conceptions.’ Muhammad Ali Jinnah
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Fernando wrote:Indeed, with the burkha specially designed to preserve and concentrate the odour ready for when the woman gets home.ringmaster wrote:Including farting:mercator wrote:Muslims have a sort of obsession with excrement...................
Eww, gross.

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Eww, gross.
The jibob (the Islam head scarf in Indonesia) makes the women smell funny and everyone knows it there.
[/quote][/quote]Indeed, with the burkha specially designed to preserve and concentrate the odour ready for when the woman gets home.mercator wrote:Muslims have a sort of obsession with excrement.........
Including farting:

Eww, gross.
The jibob (the Islam head scarf in Indonesia) makes the women smell funny and everyone knows it there.
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Politically incorrect line here in Canada:
What do hockey players and muslim women have in common?
Answer: They both use the same pads for 3 periods.
What do hockey players and muslim women have in common?
Answer: They both use the same pads for 3 periods.
The prophet of Islam was nothing more than a common criminal.
Please tell me if this is accurate:
“I have fabricated things against God and have imputed to Him words which He has not spoken.”
~MUHAMMAD (Al-Tabari 6:111)
Please tell me if this is accurate:
“I have fabricated things against God and have imputed to Him words which He has not spoken.”
~MUHAMMAD (Al-Tabari 6:111)
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Why don't the Muslims also take an enema to ablute their asses? They are praying to Allah with poop in their bums. That is so offensive to Allah.EssEmmEss wrote:Dumb question, and not trying to defend anything here...but how is ablution water "poop water"? The water from ablution is from the face, hands, head, and feet.
Still quite gross, but poop water? Maybe I'm missing something in the Hadith (certainly wouldn't be the first time).
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Mo would wash his pecker with the water and then his a$$. That is why I said a$$ water. The compantions would drink his a$$ water.
This goes with Sunni Muslim being "passive" homos. I'm seeing a patern.
This goes with Sunni Muslim being "passive" homos. I'm seeing a patern.
May the example of pbuh guild you to the truth.
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I see them fighting over his a$$ water. "I'm the most pious I should get the a$$ water of allah's prophet......."Jimi wrote:Mo would wash his pecker with the water and then his a$$. That is why I said a$$ water. The compantions would drink his a$$ water.
This goes with Sunni Muslim being "passive" homos. I'm seeing a patern.
May the example of pbuh guild you to the truth.
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Re: The companions fight for Mo's poop water
That guy had allot of sway over his contemporaries. Must have been a charismatic man.
~A God of mercy
Would never... inform His people war is simply a means of testing ones faith
Surah's:3:140, 3:142,3:166, 3:167, 9:16, 47:4
~.. shame compassion with the victims
Surah's:3:154, 8:17
~.. mock pacifism :
Surah's: 3:167, 47:20
~..disavow peaceful solutions:
Surah:3:156
Would never... inform His people war is simply a means of testing ones faith
Surah's:3:140, 3:142,3:166, 3:167, 9:16, 47:4
~.. shame compassion with the victims
Surah's:3:154, 8:17
~.. mock pacifism :
Surah's: 3:167, 47:20
~..disavow peaceful solutions:
Surah:3:156