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Mohammed died with a stiffy of the willy

Postby Psycho Bunny » Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:49 pm

Well well well.

I kid you not.

Edward Gibbon (1723 to 1794) wrote a monumental history - "The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire." This continued beyond the fall of the Western Empire and it ends i n the 14th century. It also contains some fascinating information on Islam. Much of his material comes from a guy called Edward Pococke who was a 17th century Orientalist, who held a professorship of Arabic that had been founded by Archbishop Laud.
http://www.berkshirehistory.com/bios/epococke.html

Anyway, in one of the footnotes to Gibbon's work - Volume 9, appears the following:
http://web.archive.org/web/200704171334 ... ID=0214.09

Footnote 175 wrote:Abulfeda mentions the exclamation of Ali, who washed his body after his death, “O propheta, certe penis tuus cælum versus erectus est” (in Vit. Mohammed. p. 140).


So Ali - his son-in-law and his cousin, had exclaimed: "O prophet, thy penis is erect unto the sky!"

Abulfeda (Abu al-Fida or Abul Fida Ismail Hamvi) was a Kurd, writing in the 13th -14th century:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu%27l-Fida

But this is what he wrote about Mohammed - that at death he had a hard-on pointing skywards.

Fascinating, don't you think?
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Re: Mohammed died with a stiffy of the willy

Postby RichardTheLionheart » Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:59 pm

Well he was sucking Aisha's boob when he finally croaked! :lol:
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Re: Mohammed died with a stiffy of the willy

Postby Gabriel » Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:23 pm

Psycho Bunny wrote:Abulfeda mentions the exclamation of Ali, who washed his body after his death, “O propheta, certe penis tuus cælum versus erectus est” (in Vit. Mohammed. p. 140).


Priceless. :roflmao:
A MIRACLE OF ISLAM: Muhammad (PBUH) and his Eternal Erection
Ali exclaimed upon seeing Muhammad's lifeless corpse: "O prophet, thy penis is erect unto the sky!"
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Re: Mohammed died with a stiffy of the willy

Postby expozIslam » Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:31 pm

Gabriel wrote:
Psycho Bunny wrote:Abulfeda mentions the exclamation of Ali, who washed his body after his death, “O propheta, certe penis tuus cælum versus erectus est” (in Vit. Mohammed. p. 140).


Priceless. :roflmao:

read more detailed account here
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Re: Mohammed died with a stiffy of the willy

Postby Gabriel » Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:34 pm

expozIslam wrote:read more detailed account here

Thanks!
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Ali exclaimed upon seeing Muhammad's lifeless corpse: "O prophet, thy penis is erect unto the sky!"
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Re: Mohammed died with a stiffy of the willy

Postby Psycho Bunny » Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:02 am

Well I am outraged, and I am going to complain......

I'm not sure who I can complain to, but this should not be allowed.... Bloody filth, if you ask me.
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Re: Mohammed died with a stiffy of the willy

Postby Marie » Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:45 am

Psycho Bunny wrote:Well well well.

I kid you not.

Edward Gibbon (1723 to 1794) wrote a monumental history - "The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire." This continued beyond the fall of the Western Empire and it ends i n the 14th century. It also contains some fascinating information on Islam. Much of his material comes from a guy called Edward Pococke who was a 17th century Orientalist, who held a professorship of Arabic that had been founded by Archbishop Laud.
http://www.berkshirehistory.com/bios/epococke.html

Anyway, in one of the footnotes to Gibbon's work - Volume 9, appears the following:
http://web.archive.org/web/200704171334 ... ID=0214.09

Footnote 175 wrote:Abulfeda mentions the exclamation of Ali, who washed his body after his death, “O propheta, certe penis tuus cælum versus erectus est” (in Vit. Mohammed. p. 140).


So Ali - his son-in-law and his cousin, had exclaimed: "O prophet, thy penis is erect unto the sky!"

Abulfeda (Abu al-Fida or Abul Fida Ismail Hamvi) was a Kurd, writing in the 13th -14th century:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu%27l-Fida

But this is what he wrote about Mohammed - that at death he had a hard-on pointing skywards.

Fascinating, don't you think?


He was having sex with Ayesha when he died. Someone wrote an article about this on the main site several months ago and I remember in the article Muhammed yelled Allahu Akbar when he dropped dead and Ayesha had no idea he died.

When someone dies rigor mortis starts to set in and the body becomes stiff. Muhammed's penis was in Ayesha when he died and his companions had trouble covering him up.
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Re: Mohammed died with a stiffy of the willy

Postby Chiclets » Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:48 am

Masha-allah It was a sign from allah that his beloved prophet was more of a man in his death then we are alive.

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Re: Mohammed died with a stiffy of the willy

Postby Marie » Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:47 am

Chiclets wrote:Masha-allah It was a sign from allah that his beloved prophet was more of a man in his death then we are alive.

Praise be to allah.


That's Islam's most holy prophet.

Jesus died on the cross to bring to bring salvation to the world. But in Islam, the prophet who died with a stiff dick is holier then Jesus.
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Re: Mohammed died with a stiffy of the willy

Postby debunker » Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:50 pm

Ok, first let me address the lies told by the writer Ayesha Ahmed.
http://www.faithfreedom.org/2009/04/25/ ... e-to-aisha

I don't like to use Hadith to refute lies because I do believe that Hadith itself is so full of lies but I'm going to use it anyway to prove the writer's obvious intent (since she used it to tell her lies).

So according to Hadith the prophet was gravely ill during his last days in Medina and he was hoping that he'd die in Aicha's house. Anyone who reads Hadith knows that the prophet was living in agony his last days until he died. And just before his death, one of the companions who was present during the prophet's death, had a Siwak in his mouth, Aicha feeling that the prophet wished to have some Siwak, she took it from that companion, cut it, and chewed it to make it soft enough for the dying prophet. According to Hadith, using this Siwak was the last thing the prophet did before dying (hence the alleged disgusting brag of Aicha that her saliva was the last thing to enter his mouth since she chewed the Siwak to soften it before she gave it to the prophet).

Now apparently, the liar, Ayesha Ahmed, wasn't disgusted enough by the alleged report of Aicha bragging about the Siwak incident, she went on to fabricate a whole story about the prophet dying suddenly while having sex with his wife! Such is the behavior of shameless liars.

Moreover, the liar goes on to claim that the prophet didn't mention the name of God when he died when the fact is, according to Hadith, he kept mentioining God until he died. Does the liar stop here? No, she goes on to claim that when he died he maintained his erection (remember the liar claimed that he was in climax before dying contradicting all Hadiths). The liar not only ignores Hadith she's using to fabricate her lies, she also ignores a basic medical fact that no one can maintain an erection after death.

The amazing thing is that Hadith is already so full of lies and disgusting stories, but I wonder: why can't liars like Ayesha Ahmed stick to the lies within Hadith? Why the urge to lie through her teeth, to fabricate even more lies?

http://www.searchtruth.com/book_display ... er=730#730
http://www.searchtruth.com/book_display ... number=143


@ bunny

do you believe a man can have an erection after his death?!
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Re: Mohammed died with a stiffy of the willy

Postby Gabriel » Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:15 pm

There's a Wikipedia article on post-mortem erections:

Death erection
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Re: Mohammed died with a stiffy of the willy

Postby debunker » Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:27 pm

interesting article... but the physical reason for such an erection is swift or violent execution. try again.
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Re: Mohammed died with a stiffy of the willy

Postby Psycho Bunny » Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:42 pm

debunker wrote:@ bunny

do you believe a man can have an erection after his death?!


Yes my friend - I do. It usually happens after a violent death, rather than a peaceful one. I saw an authentic photo of a 2004 Tsunami victim who had this condition - and traditionally it happened to people who had been hanged (hence the expression "well-hung").

If someone had a stroke or other brain embolism, as possibly described in your linked Hadith, it could happen.

Additionally, decomposition could cause this to happen (as may have occurred in the tsunami victim):

http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=9771 ... on&f=false
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Mo's Eternal Erection????

Postby Spike » Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:40 pm

I wanna know more about Mo's eternal erection - like in Gabriel's signature:

A MIRACLE OF ISLAM: Muhammad (PBUH) and his Eternal Erection
Ali exclaimed upon seeing Muhammad's lifeless corpse: "O prophet, thy penis is erect unto the sky!"


http://www.wikiislam.com/wiki/Circumsta ... %27s_death

I mean, tell me allllll about it, please.
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Re: Mo's Eternal Erection????

Postby planck » Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:46 pm

To tell you the truth, I'm not so sure if this is possible.

A Post-mortem erection (technically a priapism- a medical condition in which the erect sexual organ does not return to its flaccid state within four hours[1]) has been observed in the corpses of human males.[2] Interestingly, it has also been witnessed in the animal kingdom. Possibly the most famous occurrence being in the Berezovka Mammoth,[3] discovered in 1900. While it is usually observed in victims of hangings, it can also be found in victims of violent deaths by poisoning, fatal gunshot wounds to the brain, or a stroke or other brain embolisms. And it can also be caused by decomposition.[4]


Assuming that you had a fully erect penis at the very instance of death, It would have to collapse asap. I don't think it's possible to hold it, keep it up, maintain it for another 4 minutes--let alone 4 hours.

If there's a pathologist on the forum who could enlighten us, then by all means.

In the meantime, I'll try and look up something scholarly about Post Mortem Priapism.
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Re: Mo's Eternal Erection????

Postby yeezevee » Wed Nov 11, 2009 1:41 pm

Spike opens a thread in "Breaking News On Islam" that says "Mo's Eternal Erection????" and I wonder how that is a BREAKING NEWS ON ISLAM dear Spike??

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Re: Mo's Eternal Erection????

Postby Psycho Bunny » Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:09 pm

Planck is wrong.

I have seen several pics on weird sites like the now defunct "Ogrish.com"

More info:
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Re: Mohammed died with a stiffy of the willy

Postby debunker » Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:47 pm

actually bunny, planck was specifically talking about *maintaining* an erection. In other words, he was asking whether it's medically possible for a man to maintain his erection after his death... the keyword here is maintain. (not that this question has anything to do with the stories of Hadith of course.)
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Re: Mohammed died with a stiffy of the willy

Postby Psycho Bunny » Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:53 am

debunker wrote:actually bunny, planck was specifically talking about *maintaining* an erection. In other words, he was asking whether it's medically possible for a man to maintain his erection after his death... the keyword here is maintain. (not that this question has anything to do with the stories of Hadith of course.)


Yes he would. I have seen mortuary photos where the arousal has been maintained. Also a young Nicaraguan hanging victim. These apparently were taken at least a day after the event.

When a body dies, blood tends to pool at the lower parts, and this gives rise to patches of lividity. We kept my dead mother in the hospital bed or about four hours until my sister could get to see her, and in that short time, the parts resting on the bed were "bruising" purple.

But because of the sponge-like nature of the corpus cavernosum you must realise that if an erection is maintained at death, the circulation would stop at death. The blood would thicken and start to coagulate in the spongelike tubules within the two erectile strips that run along the length of the penis. Remember too that many veins have flap-like valves within (see pic), that are designed to hinder backflow of blood. I am not able to find info, but I assume that the veins leading out of the corpus cavernosum would have well-developed valves. These would catch the thickening blood and in the fine cavities in the corpus cavernosum (whose fine tubes probably act as vein valves) there would be more chances of the blockages forming, keeping the erection fully intact until decomposition begins.

In warm weather, bacterial actions would start within a couple of hours after death, with aerobic bacteria active in the blood vessels, lungs and skin, and in the gut and bowel and deep tissues, anaerobic bacteria would start to ferment, creating wonderful substances like putrescene.

But in the blood vessels, a lot of activity goes on. The anaerobic bacteria make the flesh and gut contents swell up. But when the flesh is grossly distended and just before the epidermis gets the appearance of ripped cellophane and starts to slough off (after just a few days in warm weather) the blood vessels go nearly black, swell up near the surface of the skin and give a marbling effect far more pronounced than initial lividity.

Link below to article on veins with diagram of valves:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Veincrosssection.png
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vein

For educational purposes only, there is a grotesque link that follows that demonstrates this. I did not find the "angel lust" ones I was seeking. But be warned that it is of an unclothed male corpse taken five days after death, who did not de with an arousal. However, note the dark marbling of the veins, rupturing where possible around the orifices of the head and exuding contents, as well as the cellophane-like skin on the face, the swelling of face and upper body and testes.

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http://web.archive.org/web/200403191231 ... p?id=14314

Thanatology 101:

A brief overview
http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/ask_the_doc ... eath.shtml

This link below (in pdf format) has a very informative description of what happens with anaerobic and aerobic bacteria/enzymes. Be warned, it too has gross pics:
http://www.sgm.ac.uk/pubs/micro_today/pdf/110108.pdf
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Re: Mohammed died with a stiffy of the willy

Postby Whale » Fri Nov 13, 2009 1:03 pm

debunker wrote:interesting article... but the physical reason for such an erection is swift or violent execution. try again.

It includes "VIOLENT DEATH BY POISONING" as well if you read the article carefully.
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