A funny St. Valentine

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The Cat
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A funny St. Valentine

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St. Valentine, Cupid and his loving arrows, isn't the same nowadays.
Let's have a funny, cartoonish, look at a modern St. Valentine Day...

First, a traditional St. Valentine wish
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentine%27s_Day" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
The U.S. Greeting Card Association estimates that approximately one billion valentines are sent
each year worldwide, making the day the second largest card-sending holiday of the year, behind Christmas.
The association estimates that, in the US, men spend in average twice as much money as women.

St. Valentine, in our new, Internet, area...
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Happy St.Valentine


Anyway, ours aren't so bad, after all...
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The Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, Saudi Arabia's powerful
religious vigilantes, have banned shops from selling any red flowers in the run-up to February 14.
Authority has the same etymological root as authenticity.

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The Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, Saudi Arabia's powerful
religious vigilantes, have banned shops from selling any red flowers in the run-up to February 14.
That's disgusting... :x

Brilliant thread, enjoyed it :D But that last bit (quote ^) spoiled it :(

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Valentines day is against Islamic teaching. What is Islamic teaching? All tradition, sayings, culture of Arabs. Valentines is not Arabs culture so it is haram to celebrate it.
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Valentines day is against Islamic teaching. What is Islamic teaching? All tradition, sayings, culture of Arabs. Valentines is not Arabs culture so it is haram to celebrate it.
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I like the third one. It really turns me on.
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Ms Vivian wrote:Valentines day is against Islamic teaching. What is Islamic teaching? All tradition, sayings, culture of Arabs. Valentines is not Arabs culture so it is haram to celebrate it.
In Islam there is no such thing as 'love' in the way we understanding it.
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Marriage goes without court love, it's truly just an -affair- in which belonging hearts & sweet whispers have nothing to do.






Saudi Arabia and St. Valentine: anything related to it became prohibited in 2006.
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Authority has the same etymological root as authenticity.

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Final Fantasy wrote:
The Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, Saudi Arabia's powerful
religious vigilantes, have banned shops from selling any red flowers in the run-up to February 14.
That's disgusting... :x

Brilliant thread, enjoyed it :D But that last bit (quote ^) spoiled it :(
I'm afraid Islam spoils most anything: Better forget romance, when it comes to Islam...


Many Muslims are 'engaged' into seducing infidel young girls in order to proselyte Islam!

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Please... BEWARE!
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Also I think Muslims are targetting Sikhs and hindus on the web to try and entice into islam via marriage and stuff via the chatrooms, (heard it on the old forum on here actually).

Beware ladies :cry: it's a sad day where non-muslim ladies have to watch themselves (including me)
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I seem to be posting a lot from the Cracked Web site.

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Again with the 15 images.

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There's a thread in another main, talking about Muslims & St. Valentine
Cleric warns of 'Valentine virus', by KufirbintKufr
viewtopic.php?f=4&t=941" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

But I wouldn't let this very day for lovers without a due salute...
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Image Valentine Day

My Valentine :heartbeat: top ten list can be found here

http://www.wikiislam.com/wiki/Farsideol ... n_Promises" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Enjoy,
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farside wrote:Image Valentine Day

My Valentine :heartbeat: top ten list can be found here

http://www.wikiislam.com/wiki/Farsideol ... n_Promises" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Enjoy,
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Lol farside you never fail to crack me up

One day when I win the lottery, I will fund a majorly publicated comic book of all your works. I promise.

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You wanna hear a funny valentine story? It comes from the city I was born in, Tyumen, which is like a shithole somewhere in Siberia. A woman, 45, decided to have a Valentine's celebration with her 70 (!!) year old hubby. Got food, got drink and like a good Russian - she got totally wasted. Like any good husband, he put her outside on the porch to breathe some fresh air and steam it out. Only dementia has its downsides since he forgot her there for... 3 days. Only when the woman's relatives started looking for her they found her cold and stiff on the same porch.
I wanna put up satire puppet-show "Punch n' Judi" style, only with Udo Vogit and Michel Friedman. I figure Friedman will be Judi...

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Stout Viking wrote:You wanna hear a funny valentine story? It comes from the city I was born in, Tyumen, which is like a shithole somewhere in Siberia. A woman, 45, decided to have a Valentine's celebration with her 70 (!!) year old hubby. Got food, got drink and like a good Russian - she got totally wasted. Like any good husband, he put her outside on the porch to breathe some fresh air and steam it out. Only dementia has its downsides since he forgot her there for... 3 days. Only when the woman's relatives started looking for her they found her cold and stiff on the same porch.
Sick. Those ruskies though, good entertainment. Cheers for the story!

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You think that's good entertainment? Sheesh, you shoulda' heard how I was born then! :lol:
I wanna put up satire puppet-show "Punch n' Judi" style, only with Udo Vogit and Michel Friedman. I figure Friedman will be Judi...

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Now I am interested in that stout :drool:
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You'll have to be patient at least till my birthday.
I wanna put up satire puppet-show "Punch n' Judi" style, only with Udo Vogit and Michel Friedman. I figure Friedman will be Judi...

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Stout Viking wrote:You'll have to be patient at least till my birthday.
Until then I suppose lol.

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I'm just pulling your leg. My mom bought me from some Gypsies. :lol:
I wanna put up satire puppet-show "Punch n' Judi" style, only with Udo Vogit and Michel Friedman. I figure Friedman will be Judi...

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