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Lesson 14: Statues

PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:22 pm
by farside
Image Lesson 14: Teaching Islam to Children
Image Teacher speaking:
Today children, we study statues in Islam. But first let’s recite forty times verse No. 5250 from Sahih Muslim.

Image Children reciting in unison:
Sahih Muslim Book 024, Number 5250: Abu Talha reported: I heard Allah's Messenger as saying: Angels do not enter the house in which there is a dog or a statue.

Image Teacher speaking:
Children, the picture on the wall is part of a frieze located on the United States Supreme Court building. A frieze is an architectural ornament consisting of a horizontal sculptured band of images. Our Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) is on the right. Charlemagne, the person on the left, was King of the Franks and Roman Emperor. Children, you have one hour to take the essay exam. Read each question carefully. May Allah grant you wisdom.

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Image Essay Exam

Image Charlemagne had twenty children over the course of his life with his ten wives/concubines source, while with thirteen wives/concubines Muhammad had six children with only two of them living to adulthood. source Even though Muhammad, the final prophet of Allah, had three more wives/concubines Image Image Image; why did Allah bless the Christian warrior King Charlemagne with 14 more children?

Image Muhammad is carrying a sword in his right handImage and the Quran in his left hand. Identify which sword it is from the list found at swords

Image For proper bathroom etiquette, Image one should always use the left hand in cleaning oneself. Write a 250 word essay on why you should never carry the Quran in your left hand.

Image In order to prevent idol worship of statues,Image they must be destroyed source. Explain the technique that you will use to whacked off the nose of Muhammad on the Supreme Court Frieze. This action will prevent any visiting Muslim from prostrating himself before the frieze of Muhammad.

Image Charlemagne's grandfather was Charles Martel, the warrior who crushedImage the invading Muslim army at the Battle of Tours in 732 CE and stopped the spread of Islam into Europe. Why did Allah permit Charles Martel to win the battle?

P.S. For new members of FFI who are not familiar with my lessons, you can find them here
http://www.wikiislam.com/wiki/Farsideology

Kind Regards,
Farside
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Re: Lesson 14: Statues

PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 10:34 pm
by farside
Muhammad’s Top Image Image Dislikes source

Sunan Abu-Dawud, Book 34: 34, Number 4210: Narrated Abdullah ibn Mas'ud: The Prophet of Allah (pbuh) disliked ten things:

Image Yellow colouring, Image meaning khaluq,

Image dyeing grey hair, Image

Image trailing the lower garment, Image
Image wearing a gold signet-ring, Image

Image a woman decking herself before people who are not within the prohibited degrees, :musilmah: :turban:

Image throwing dice, Image

Image using spells except with the Mu'awwidhatan, Image

Image wearing amulets,Image

Image withdrawing the penis before the semen is discharged, in the case of a woman who is wife or not a wife, Image
Image Image and having intercourse with a woman who is suckling a child;Image but he did not declare them to be prohibited.

Farside’s Commentary: At the time Muhammad told Abdullah ibn Mas'ud his 10 dislikes fourteen hundred years ago, Muhammad knew in his heart and soul that his 10 dislikes would appear in the FFI forum and in the Farsideology section of Wikiislam.org. Now that’s amazing!

P. S. I could have used sexually explicit smilies for dislikes 9 & 10, but that is not the way of Prophet Farside. Image

Kind Regards,
Farside Image

Re: Lesson 14: Statues

PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2010 2:34 pm
by ixolite
Brilliant, as always. Image

Re: Lesson 14: Statues

PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:49 pm
by farside
ImageLesson 15: Teaching Islam to Children

Image Teacher speaking: Today class, we will take an essay exam on Quran 51:56 . But first, let us recite the verse fifty times.

Image Children reciting in unison: I created the jinn and humankind only that they might worship Me.

Image Teacher speaking: Children, you have one hour to take the essay exam. You may use the chart of the biological classification of humans found on your exam. Read each question carefully. May Allah grant you wisdom.

    Biological Classification of Humans
    Kingdom: Animalia
    Phylum: Chordata
    Class: Mammalia
    Order: Primates
    Family: Hominidae
    Tribe: Hominini
    Genus: Homo

Image Essay Exam
ImageWhy does Allah, the creator of our majestic universe, need animals (humans Image) to worship Him? List ten reasons, and justify each reason.

ImageBoth humans and baboons Image belong to the order of primates. Describe the differences in salaat between the two primates.

ImageWhy does Allah, an entity of infinite intellect, need the Jinn to worship him; and how do the Jinn worship Allah? Image

ImageIf the animals (humans) or Jinn do not worship Allah, why does Allah upon their death Image torment them for eternity in his dungeon called Hell? Image

Image According to the verse below there is a Jinn attached to you right now.
If needed, you may ask your Jinn for help in answering questions 3 and 4.Image

Allah's Apostle said: There is none amongst you with whom is not an attached from amongst the Jinn. They said: Allah's Apostle with you too? Thereupon he said: Yes, but Allah helps me against him and so I am safe from his hand and he does not command me but for good. -- Sahih Muslim 6757


Image Homework

In the movie "Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier," the god of Sha Ka Ree needs a starship Image. The Arabian god Allah needs humans and Jinn. The Greek god Zeus needs lightning bolts. The Jewish god Yahweh needs the first commandment. Write a five thousand word essay explaining why omnipotent gods have needs.

Kind Regards,
Farside Image

Re: Lesson 14: Statues

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:59 pm
by Med
After all these years still going strong. ;)

Re: Lesson 14: Statues

PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 2:32 am
by farside
Med, I wrote my first post in the FFI forum in 2002. That's a long time ago! All my golden oldies can be found in the farsideology section of wikiislam.net. Wikiislam.net offers a stable platform for my smilies -- the links don't break.:)

P. S. The administrators of wikiislam upload the smilies to their website.

Kind Regards
Farside :farside:

Re: Lesson 14: Statues

PostPosted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 12:28 pm
by Med
Thanks! I've been in Farsideology and had a good laugh while learning a couple things too. :reading: :lotpot:
I'm also one of the oldies in the place. I started in islam.com in Nov. 2001 and then here also in 2002.
I recommend Johnny Reb's Freethought Page (just write it like this in Google bar). Maybe you already know it? I think it was Jaska who recommended it to me. JR reminds me of you. :)
Cheers and best regards!
Med

Re: Lesson 14: Statues

PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 3:39 am
by Firesnake1
Cannot post for few character?

Very very very entertaining as always Farsideology! :turban:

Re: Lesson 14: Statues

PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2016 11:28 pm
by farside
Sura 115 The Slave

115:001 Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within Islam, or any place subject to its jurisdiction.

115:002 Islamic countries shall have the power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.

115:003 All suras, except for 115, are now abrogated.

P.S. I think Allah would be pleased with these three extra verses. Don’t you think?

Kind Regards,
Farside :farside: