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Post by manfred »


Mohammed one day found himself stranded on a desert island, with only an old rabbi and an old monk as company....

In the sand they find an old fashioned lamp... they rub it and a genie pops out!

"I will give you each ONE wish!"

The old monk goes first.... " so miss my monastery.... please take me back!" Poof! he was gone.....

Then Mohammed .... "I need to get back.... I have battles to fight, caravans to raid, and I sooo miss little Aisha!" Poof! he was gone....

Finally it was the old Rabbi's turn..... "Sorry, but could you bring back Mohammed? He made me laugh a lot...."
Jesus: "Ask and you will receive." Mohammed: "Take and give me 20%"

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Post by sum »

I hope Hombre reads this post. It certainly made me laugh.


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Post by Takeiteasynow »

Yes, I think he should. The poor old rabbi doesn't have a life without Muhammad.... :sheikh:
Abraham= H'ammu'rab(b)i, Historical Muhammad=Benjamin of Tiberias. Islam: Syncretic Israelite Yahwishm Deity: nameless, epithets Dsr, El Qutbay, ʼAlâhâ, Allāh. Ka'ba: Kutha => Samaria => Petra=> Makkah. Hijrah 622: Petra => Kerak

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