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A man in Zimbabwe claims a prostitute he visited turned into a donkey overnight and now he is 'seriously in love' with the animal.

Sunday Moyo, who has been charged with bestiality, told a court in Zvishavane that his donkey lover was in fact a hooker whose services he procured from a nightclub.

Police on routine patrol in the early hours of Sunday had stumbled upon the 28-year-old, from Mandava township, performing a sex act on the donkey inside his yard. The animal was lying on the ground with its neck tied to a tree.

Moyo admitted to the bestiality offence, but proceeded to tell the magistrates his colourful tale, "Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested.

I had hired a prostitute and paid $20 (Rs 980) for the service at Down Town nightclub and I don't know how she then became a donkey... but I am seriously in love."

Moyo has been remanded in custody until October 27 and been ordered to undergo psychiatric tests.
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This is not right. If the donkey had been a prostitute before he started having sex with her, why had he tied her to the tree?

And where was her clothing?

Obviously the man is lying.

He must have abducted a naked woman/naturist against her will, and when he took her home, she then turned into a donkey...
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Psycho Bunny wrote:This is not right. If the donkey had been a prostitute before he started having sex with her, why had he tied her to the tree?
BDSM!
He must have abducted a naked woman/naturist against her will, and when he took her home, she then turned into a donkey...
LOL.
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charleslemartel wrote:
Psycho Bunny wrote:This is not right. If the donkey had been a prostitute before he started having sex with her, why had he tied her to the tree?
BDSM!
He must have abducted a naked woman/naturist against her will, and when he took her home, she then turned into a donkey...
LOL.
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survivor wrote: Hello Charlie, long time no see... How have you been?
Survived, and surviving :). How have you been?

Thanks.
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charleslemartel wrote:How have you been? Thanks.
I am doing well too, thanks for asking.
Sincerely,
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