An Islamic Amusement Park

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The Cat
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An Islamic Amusement Park

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Let's imagine an Amusement Park is created especially for Muslims...

What would be the attractions, playcenters and roundabouts?

-For Jihadists?
-For Kafirs?
-For moderate Muslims?
-For Women?
-For kids?

There's no fee to get in, just to get out (depending on how much fake blood has been used)...

The only beverage found therein would be either Bloody Mary, or Bloody Virgin (without alcohol).
And of course all kinds of seasoned tomato juices.
Authority has the same etymological root as authenticity.

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Re: An Islamic Amusement Park

Post by Ex_muslimah »

Shooting games
For women, it should be how long can you cook a meal :*)
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Re: An Islamic Amusement Park

Post by OrientExpress »

For women:

In that amusement park, there should restaurant,

fitness shop,

where the girls show their talents in private parties,

and on the street,

show what they learned from smuggled porno western movies

The following videos are footages of Wahabi-sponsored amusements in Saudi Arabia:

Of course, photoshoot won't be missed.


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